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The Wife After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin They can`t face each other, but still they stay together. Women inspire us to great things, Then prevent us from achieving them. I had some words with my wife, Then she had some paragraphs with me. Some people ask us the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant twice a week, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays and I go Fridays. I don’t worry about terrorism, I was married to it for two years. There’s a faster way of transferring funds, its faster than electric banking, Its called marriage. I had bad luck with both my wives, The first one left me, the second didn’t. Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it. 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. The most effective way to remember your wive's birthday, is to forget it once. A good wife always forgives her husband, when she’s wrong. Finally: A man inserts an ad in the classified: Wife Wanted. Next day he received hundreds of letters, All saying: You can have mine. Hope you enjoyed that! Chris (Chair RLAS) |